“BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CONSUMERIST”After I bought my girlfri…
“BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CONSUMERIST”
After I bought my girlfriend breast implants, she decided to leave me for another man. And XYZ Bigtitties Co. won’t buy me a new girlfriend for free….Whaaaa
“BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CONSUMERIST”
The couch I bought three years ago has rips, stains and 2” of cat hair all over the cushions now. And XYZ Furniture Co. won’t give me a new couch for free…Whaaaa
“BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CONSUMERIST”
The power went out last night; my clock didn’t go off, I was late to work ‘AGAIN’ and was fired. And XYZ Electric Co. won’t support me for the rest of my life now…Whaaa
“BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CONSUMERIST”
I dropped my phone in the toilet. And XYZ Phone Co. is saying it’s not warranted against water damage. I told them it wasn’t WATER it was pee…but they still won’t give me a new phone for free…Whaaaa