“JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.
JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It’s like 4 to 6 percent. It’s a twenty to one shot.
ELAINE: You’re way off.
JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there.
ELAINE: So what you […]
I have tried this recipe and it tastes great, as far as I am concerned Old is Great. I will be trying more of these unusual old recipes. Think I will try the rabbit curry next.
Also I find the articles that are on Yesteryear-recipes very interesting.
This site is unusual that it not only […]
MIRROR:
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull […]
like some other people have said, what i thought was a little inappropriate was the pickle doing an anal cavity search. yea its cool if they’re a little looser about showing boobs and sexuality, great. Everyone should be ok with the human body, but implying there will be anal penetration via gloved finger is […]
A while back BK here in the Netherlands also had some tray liners that you just knew they never could have in america. the tray liner was meant as ads about the single, double and triple whopper when the triple whopper was offered. The Single was a single cow sitting at home being bored. The […]
From the Blog:
“Lynda said…
I really wish I would have thought of publishing the baker’s name and photo in the paper.
Yes, I am the lucky bride for whom this cake was so carefully and thoughtfully prepared.
Our wedding was in Southern California, and believe it […]
@ptsuk
Um… here is the originating site’s text on the cake.
My friend Lynda is totally cool. She is the type of person who can pick out the best stuff. The picture you see above was a photograph of a wedding cake that she wanted for her wedding.
I don’t know where Lynda got the photo, but it […]
Why did my comment get -9 diggs? Please explain!
New better source of bio fuel +9 Diggs WTF? http://digg.com/environment/Bio_Fuel_the_poison_pl …
Does influence or democracy rule?!?!
Kevin you could use you’re influence for far better causes!
If I was Kevin I would have done this just to spite… http://digg.com/people/10_stories_not_even_Kevin_R …
and then I would think to my self digg my *female […]
Remind me to never do business with you.
The reason the country is going to hell in a hand basket is you ptsuk…
Ladder of complaints if you will
Talk to person who made cake
Talk to higher up (work way up to owner)
Call CC company to dispute claim
Report business to BBB and Attorney General
Sue said company
If you notice, […]
Sure, all chemicals are the same. It’s like the “marijuana enthusiasts” who say “it’s natural so it’s perfectly safe”. It’s beside the point weather it’s safe or not, you just look like a dumb ass and hurt the cause with such asinine statements.
Getting back on point… persistent organic pollutants are a big problem. Chemicals that […]