Susuto

I ordered an in-dash DVD player with navigation once and with everything it came out to $2,500.
The best part is, the box was labeled in huge letters saying exactly what it was and all the features and everything. The only thing it was missing was the huge yellow price tag and a neon sign that said “Steal Me!” and the UPS guy left it on the front porch of my townhouse where it sat for hours until I got home.

I also love how they’ll hide a package in your bushes or in your backyard, yet they’ll put a huge tag on your front door for everyone to see that says exactly where the package is. Sometimes they’ll even leave it with a neighbor who you hopefully haven’t pissed off.