I’m not casting votes

I’m not casting votes… how can I? Like you said, I don’t live in the US.

However, you guys are right next door to us, loud and proud. We get along pretty well; we’re decent neighbours… but with all that corruption and warmongering you guys have been doing lately, the neighbourhood’s a little concerned. Especially considering we happen to share the world’s longest common border.

So, when one of your presidential candidates is as scary as McCain, I think we Canadians have got the right to ready our attack beavers and plan for a border secured by lasers… possibly even saw blade launchers.

Seriously, you don’t want us to ready the attack beavers. They will fuck you up.

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