Susuto

Oh wait, she’s a fucking woman. Women lie.*

*not all women. my girlfriend never lies to me. my mom does though. it’s kind of sad. it makes me sad. i wish i had more friends. will you be my friend? if i sign up for “friends and family” from the *new* at&t, will you let me call you? would you like to be in my five? why is it five anyway? why not six? six is a round number: nice and wholesome. you know what else is wholesome? milk. you should really drink your milk. milk comes from cows. chocolate milk comes from brown cows. my grandpa told me so. he’s the only one i have left. the other one died. i was sad when he died. i guess that’s what happens when you get old. how come women seem to live longer than men? is the secret to long life lying? if that’s the case, women should live a lot longer than men. and you know what? they do. i read it on the internet. it must be true.