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@Rahm - Hey cuz, ma ha’inyanim? How’re things with Uncle Binya and Aunt Martha? Uncle Bini shot his mouth off with that crack about you cleaning the White House floors, huh? I was asked how I felt about that, but I just blew it off and compared it with Pres-elect Obamawitz’s experience with that sort of thing, what with Rev. Wright and all, eh? What did he call the Rev. — “crazy uncle” or something like that? (I’m not calling Uncle Bini that, by any means.)

Lighten up on Sheeple, ok? You know what, your so-called “jokes” (and I’m being generous here calling them jokes) always were pretty bad. You remember what Zeke saying — your jokes were as flat as week-old seltzer. Anyway, lighten up on her, ok? For me? Thanks, cuz.

Man, that would be supercool staying in the Lincoln Bedroom! But I’m not sure that I will be able to get stateside for it. Things are super-busy these days down here in the sub-basement. The N.N.O. is just going crazy these days. They’re kvetching all over the place, and their heads are plotzing. Their sweet little white bread world will soon be coming to an end: a black President and a Jew Rosh Lishka. And a black Attorney General! All I can say is pass the Pumpernickel!

You know what would blow the NNOs completely meshugeneh? Have Baruch get sworn in by his cousin the Rabbi. On a Torah!!! And in Hebrew!!!!

Say hi to Amy, Ilana Leah and Zack.