Sarah Palin: The Les Nessman of the Republican Party”It’s a helic…
Sarah Palin: The Les Nessman of the Republican Party
“It’s a helicopter, and you betcha it’s coming this way. It’s flying
something behind it, I can’t quite make it out, it’s a large banner and it
says, uh - Happy… Thaaaaanksss… giving! … From … Sarah Palin!!
No parachutes yet. Can’t be skydivers… I can’t tell just yet what they
are, but -
Oh my God, Johnny, they’re turkeys!!
Good golly Johnny, can you get this?
Oh, they’re plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went
through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are
hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg
tragedy has there been anything like this!”
“As God is my witness, you betcha I thought turkeys could fly!!!”