So nobody here reads the articles in Playboy?This one is actually…

So nobody here reads the articles in Playboy?

This one is actually funny. FTA:

“The last time falsies and padded bras were this popular — a period that peaked in the fifties and flattened out in the seventies — it was because there was an atmosphere of sexual conservatism and an all-around culture of concealment that necessitated a breast that repressed and returned simultaneously. This time, in a culture in which it has recently been demonstrated that sexual mores have relaxed not so much to the point that there is a less prurient attitude about blow jobs as to the point that it’s okay to use the term “blow job” when expressing your prurience publicly; in which pro wrestling is not only one of the country’s most popular forms of entertainment but a sometime training ground for politics; and in which a seemingly heartfelt nationally televised confession that practically nobody believes is more effective than a charge of perjury that practically no one doesn’t, falsies have found their metier. This is a culture in which seeming to reveal something appealing, even if it’s obviously false, is preferable to revealing something ugly, even if it’s obviously true. This is a falsie culture.”

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