Susuto

Soccer is for fags. There is no contact, they dive all over the field, there are 0-0 games all the time, and there’s a shot on goal once every 25 minutes of play. It’s also the only sport where the referee decides when the game actually ENDS! The only reason it’s popular all over the world is because it’s a cheap sport. All you need is something to kick around (it doesn’t even have to be a ball, you can just kick a juice carton around), and you can set anything, like a couple trash cans, as the goal posts.

So people around the world watch soccer because that’s the only team sport they understand and can relate to because it’s the only one they’ve ever been able to play. It’s that simple. I feel sorry for those bastards. Now, don’t get me run, playing soccer can be fun. It’s not THAT bad. For instance 80% of the upcoming summer Olympics will probably suck a lot more than any soccer tournament. But still, I regress, soccer is brutally bad.

By the way, this is also the reason why hockey, and by that I mean ice hockey, the only real kind of hockey in my opinion, is so unpopular… But that’s for another day.