There was a priest that used to go to the golf course before it o…
There was a priest that used to go to the golf course before it opened every Sunday to sneak it a round before his sermon.
St. Peter was watching from above, and tells God, “You’ve got to do something about this guy, it’s sinful.”
God says, “I’ll take care of it next Sunday”
So the next week the Priest tees up on the first hole and hits an amazing 410 yard shot that rolls right in the hole.
St. Peter is livid. “I thought you said you were going to punish this guy. Instead he just hit an incredible hole in one!”
God looks at St. Peter and says, “Ah yes, but who’s he going to tell?”