Wa wa wa!!! I got an email from Pizza Hut - I feel soooo violate…

Wa wa wa!!! I got an email from Pizza Hut - I feel soooo violated! I mean, how dare they attempt to save me money!!!!?!??!?

You whiny spam people have to get over it - you’re going to get email you “don’t want”. Face it, you can’t win, period. Believing otherwise is what gets your underoos all in a bunch next to your sack. The same message that just ruined your day to the point you feel the need to post to Consumerist also has a delete button - I’m sure of it - try it - it takes less than a second, allow the peace to flow over you, and then know what it’s like to just STFU…

If the worst thing that happens to you online is your 1997 AOL screen name address profile thingy is clogged with pizza and viagra offers, then maybe y’all should try switching to Juno or some shit…

Another whiny Consumerist post FTL!!

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