Susuto

Wow, low self esteem much? Need to lose the nice guy paradox if you are ever gonna get laid(and by laid I don’t mean a sympathy fuck). She is a playboy bunny, and you are on a weekend getaway vacation(with a slut). The whole setup has been made, and as far as I am concerned with the implications of this, the deal is already closed.

First night be a perfect gentleman. Second night, take her out dancing and get her to drink (not too much) and you score. I doubt with this set up you even need to be witty or funny. Just don’t talk about your childhood, mmmkay?

Man, so many nerds just need to get a set.