Yoda *was* cool until Lucas shit on his memory by showing him to …
Yoda *was* cool until Lucas shit on his memory by showing him to be the MOST INCOMPETENT GENERAL in the history of the Jedi/Sith conflict.
I mean, really. I know he got whipped by the emperor, but Obi Wan just bitch-fucked Anakin and left him a stumpy mess like something out of a ginsu commercial.
Does Yoda say, “Hey Ben, I mean Obi Wan — WE gotta go take on the Emperor RIGHT NOW! I’ll sacrifice myself to the Great-Jedi-Beyond, and you get the killing stroke.”
Nope.
Runs, like a little green bitch.
Fuck you George Lucas, Fuck You.